I don't really know how to tell you this, Our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the Elton John concert and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and I will haunt you when Im reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Please dont hurt me,
Hachigen.
SORRY PEOPLE I LOST THE MEME THING XDDDD










